Obama Blog 08

And Obama wants to be president?

March 27, 2008 6:55 am

When you are faking a pose for a camera photo opportunity, at least you can get the phone turned in the right direction!

And he wants to be President?

Obama Photo Opp.  Phone Upside Down

I guess we can just chalk this photo up as one more reason to be anti obama

Obama likes him some snow

March 20, 2008 4:27 pm

You know, the white stuff.

Swift kids for truth.

Obama Says Thanks in Advance

March 19, 2008 1:23 pm

My fellow Americans,

As your future president I want to thank voters of all political stripes for their mindless support, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor’s ties with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, and my blatantly liberal voting record while I present myself as some sort of bipartisan agent of change.

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behaviour somehow qualifies me for the presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush’s youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political chicanery.

I would also like to thank the Kennedys for coming out in support of me. There’s a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King Jr., they both slept with Marilyn, and Teddy’s negligence caused the death of a young girl. I’m not going anywhere near the Kennedy cousins, especially Michael Skakel.

And I’d like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. White people who vote for me get some relief from their racist guilt.

I say things that sound meaningful but don’t really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think.

Americans are tired of thinking. It’s time to shut down the brain and open up the heart.

So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don’t think, just do. And do it for me.

Thanking you in advance.
Barack

Obama Laments: Welfare Ain’t What It Used To Be

February 21, 2008 2:39 pm

While campaigning in Louisiana, Presidential candidate Barack Obama laments with Sharon Jasper over the ill treatment she received at the hands of the New Orleans City Council. Senator Obama said: “What we need is change! Together we can achieve change. Yes we can!”

Sharon’s Story:

Sharon Jasper has been victimized. Sharon Jasper has been rabidly wronged. She has become a Section 8 care case, “the victim of ever changing public housing policies”..

Sharon Jasper Talks to Obama about welfare

Sharon Jasper has spent 57 or her 58 years dedicated to one cause and one cause only, and has nothing to show for her dedicated servitude. She has lived in Section 8 housing all but 1 of her 58 years. It was a legacy passed down from her parents who moved into Section 8 housing in 1949 when she was six months old. She has passed the legacy down to her children, but fears they may have to get jobs to pay for the utilities and deposits. She laments about her one year hiatus from the comfort of her Section 8 nirvana, ‘ I tried it for a year..you know, working and all. It’s not anything I would want to go through again, or wish on anyone in my family, but I am damn proud of that year.’

Sharon was moved out of her St. Bernard housing project after hurricane Katrina and into a new, yet albeit, substandard quarterage. As can be noted from the above photo of her new Section 8 home, it is repugnant and not suitable for someone of Sharon Jasper’s seniority status in the system. ‘Don’t be fooled by them hardwood floors,’ says Sharon. ‘They told me they were putting in scraped wood floors cause it was more expensive and elegant, but I am not a fool “that was just a way to make me take scratched up wood because I am black. The 60 inch HD TV? It may look nice but it is not a plasma. It’s not a plasma because I’m black. Now they want me to pay a deposit and utilities on this dump.’ ‘Do you know why?’

She has held her tongue in silence through the years of abuse by the system, but it came to a head at the New Orleans city council meeting where discussions were under way about the tearing down of the St. Bernard projects. When a near riotous exchange between groups opposing the tearing down of St. Bernard and groups wanting the dilapidated buildings torn down and newer ones built, Sharon unleashed verbal hell with her once silenced tongue. The object of her oratory prowess was an acquiescent poor white boy in attendance. The context of her scathing rebuke was, ‘Just because you pay for my house, my car, my big screen and my food, I will not be treated like a slave!’ and ‘Back up and Shut up! Shut up, white boy! Shut up, white boy!’

Recapping from the mental log of the city council minutes in her head, Sharon repines, ‘Our families have been displaced all over the United States. T hey are being forced to commit crimes in cities they are unfamiliar with. It is a very uncomfortable situation for them. Bring them back, then let’s talk about redevelopment.’

Sharon directs the reporter’s attention across the street to Duncan Plaza where homeless people are living in tents and states that, ‘I might do better out there with one of these tents.’ She further lamented her sentiments about her situation,’ I might be poor, but I don’t have to live poor.

Obama Likes Babies more than Hillary

January 22, 2008 11:35 am

As the election heats up, democratic hopefuls are sending out their armies of researchers to find dirt on their competitors. Once the Obama team uncovered this startling image on Hillary, Obama issued a press release stating that Hillary eats babies.

When Obama was questioned about his pro-abortion record he said “Hillary might eat aborted babies as well. I don’t know. I don’t want to eat babies. Hillary does. The choice is clear. If you want to eat babies then vote for Hillary. I don’t want to eat them. Eating babies is cruel.”

Hillary Eats Babies for Lunch

Obama says Hillary hates babies more

Happy New Year!!!!

January 4, 2008 11:27 am

The Democrats new promise “A New Direction For America”

The stock market is at a new all-time high and America’s 401K’s are
back. A new direction from there means, what?

Unemployment is at 25 year lows. A new direction from there means, what?

Taxes are at 20 year lows. A new direction from there means, what?

Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs. A new direction from there means, what?

The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last
year. A new direction from there means, what?

Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years. A new direction from there means, what?

Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows. A new direction from there means, what?

Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01. A new direction from there means, what?

Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not
surfaced in years, if he’s alive at all, while 95% of Al Qaeda’s top
dogs are either dead or in custody, cooperating with US Intel. A new direction from there means, what?

Several major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and British
Intel, including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets
being exploded in mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate
the anniversary of the 9/11/01 attacks. A new direction from there means, what?

Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, Iraq was
to be made “ground zero” for the war on terrorism — and just as
President Bush said they would, terrorist cells from all over the region
are arriving from the shadows of their hiding places and flooding into
Iraq in order to get their faces blown off by US and British military
rather than boarding planes and heading to the United States to wage
war on us here. A new direction from there means, what?

Now let me see, do I have this right? I can expect:

The economy to go South
Illegals to go North
Taxes to go Up
Employment to go Down
Terrorism to come In
Tax breaks to go Out
Social Security to go Away
Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone

But what the heck!

I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy P, Hillary C, John K, Edward
K, Howard D, Harry R and Obama have worked hard to create a
comprehensive National Security Plan, Health Care Plan, Immigration
Reform Plan, Gay Rights Plan, Same Sex Marriage Plan, Abortion On
Demand Plan for your baby, Tolerance of Everyone and Everything Plan, How to Return
all Troops to the U.S. in The Next Six Months Plan, A Get Tough Plan,
adapted from the French Plan by the same name and a How Everyone Can
Become as Wealthy as We Are Plan.

I forgot the No More Katrina Storm Plan.

Now I know why I feel good after the elections. I am going to be able
to sleep so much better at nights knowing these dedicated politicians
are thinking of me and my welfare.

US Soldier with Chelsea Clinton

11:10 am

Chelsea Clinton with US Soldier


Then there was the soldier who was talking to Chelsea Clinton.

She asked him how he felt about fear. He told her there were only 3 things he was afraid of………

1.)Osama
Osama Obama

2.)Obama
Obama Smile

3.)Yo Mama
you mama

And He Wants To Be Our President

November 2, 2007 10:31 am

A picture is worth a thousand words—or more………………

This but a picture is definitely worth a 1000 words!
obama-pledge-of-allegiance.jpg

Respect
Senator Barack Obama, Governor Bill Richardson, Senator Hillary Clinton and Ruth Harkin stand during the national anthem.
Barack Hussein Obama’s photo……the article said he REFUSED TO NOT ONLY PUT HIS HAND ON HIS HEART DURING THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, BUT REFUSED TO SAY THE PLEDGE…..how in the world can a man like this expect to be our next Commander-in-Chief????

Presidental Candidates

August 9, 2007 5:48 am

Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and John Edwards were flying to a convention.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw a
$1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100
bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.”

John added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot,

“Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window
and make 156 million people very happy.”

If you’re one of those 156 million forward this!

Where does Obama stand on the Military?

March 19, 2007 11:40 am

I don’t think Obama really knows, but what we do know is that Obama
has never served or attempted to serve in the military and that he
called the lives lost in Iraq “wasted“. We also know that he was
against the funding of the military for both Afghanistan and Iraq.
So, in an effort to get a clearer picture of what Obama’s military
might look like, I thought I would post some pictures for you.

new military

obamas coast guard

military 1

military 2

military-3.jpg

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