If he is elected President he would not even qualify to be his own body guard!

Hat Tip:http://jgmason75.blogspot.com/

• OBJECTIVE: Seeking a position of power (President of the United States)
• EDUCATION: Besuki Primary School (Muslim studies), Jakarta, Indonesia
  Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA (1981-83), Columbia Univ. (BA Politics),
  Harvard Law (1991)
• JOBS: Developing Communities Project, Chicago (1985-88)
  Univ. of Chicago Law School (part time lecturer/teaching 1992-2004)
  Attorney, Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland (part time 1993-2002)
  Illinois State Senate (1996-2004)
  U.S. Senate (part time Junior Sen. since 2005, missed 40% of votes)
• REFERENCES: Rev. Jeremiah “Goddamn America” Wright (Personal pastor to my family and me)
  Antoin “Tony” Rezko (Business Associate, convicted felon)
  William Ayers (Educational associate, radical terrorist)
  Emil Jones Jr. (Pres., IL State Senate, mentor/campaigner against ethics reform)
  Rashid Khalidi: Mr. Khalidi (Friend, refers to Israel as a “racist state”)
• HOBBIES: I enjoy writing about myself, used drugs/cocaine in college
• ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

A Taxpayer voting for Barack Hussein Obama is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.

My Pastor Says: God Bless America

Obama’s pastor says “God Damn America”, what does your pastor say? This is an issue we really need to not let die. Obama did not distance himself from his pastor until he got wind of the fact that (the not so) Reverend Wright’s sermons were caught on tape.


That said, I ran into a guy at our local Pachyderm club who is selling some great bumper stickers and I wanted to let everyone know about them. We should all have these bumper stickers on our cars during this election cycle. Check out www.mypastorsays.com/ for some other great bumper stickers!

*This was posted as a comment, but I thought it was good enough to make a post. The poster did not leave their name…

1.) Selma Got Me Born - LIAR, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965. Source: hotair.com

2.) Father Was A Goat Herder - LIAR, he was a privileged, well educated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government.

3.) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter - LIAR, he was part of one of the most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has ever had Source:http://atlasshrugs2000…

4.) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom - LIAR, your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in decades. Source:http://atlasshrugs2000…

5.) My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian - LIAR, she does her daily Salat prayers at 5am according to her own interviews. Not to mention, Christianity wouldn’t allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man. Source: According to NYTimes story of April of last year, Sarah Hussein Obama told the New York Times she is a devout Muslim.

6.) My Name is African Swahili - LIAR, your name is Arabic and ‘Baraka’ (from which Barack came) means ‘blessed’ in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama.

7.) I Never Practiced Islam - LIAR, you practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years,until your wife made you change, so you could run for office.

8.) My School In Indonesia Was Christian - LIAR, you were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check your own book).

9.) I Was Fluent In Indonesian - LIAR, not one teacher says you could speak the language.

10.) Because I Lived In Indonesia, I Have More Foreign Experience - LIAR, you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn’t even speak the language. What did you learn, how to study the Koran and watch cartoons.

11.) I Am Stronger On Foreign Affairs - LIAR, except for Africa (surprise) and the Middle East (bigger surprise), you have never been anywhere else on the planet and thus have NO experience with our closest allies.

12.) I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion - LIAR, you were quite content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya and no mention of struggle to identify - your classmates said you were just fine.

13.)An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office - LIAR, Ebony has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn’t, and never did, exist.

14.) A Life Magazine Article Changed My Outlook On Life - LIAR, Life has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn’t, and never did, exist.

15.) I Won’t Run On A National Ticket In ‘08 - LIAR, here you are, despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience by then, and you are all about having experience first.

16.) Present Votes Are Common In Illinois - LIAR, they are common for YOU, but not many others have 130 NO VOTES.

17.) Oops, I Misvoted - LIAR, only when caught by church groups and democrats, did you beg to change your misvote.

18.) I Was A Professor Of Law - LIAR, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.

19.) I Was A Constitutional Lawyer - LIAR, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.

20.) Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill - LIAR, you didn’t write it,introduce it, change it, or create it.

21.) The Ethics Bill Was Hard To Pass - LIAR, it took just 14 days from start to finish.

22.) I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill - LIAR, your bill was rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of your Nuclear Donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.

23.) I Have Released My State Records - LIAR, as of March, 2008, state bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposing all the special interests pork hidden within.

24.) I Took On The Asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess - LIAR, you were part of a large group of people who remedied Altgeld Gardens. You failed to mention anyone else but yourself, in your books.
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