Barack Hussein Obama
230 S. Dearborn St., Chicago, IL 60604

• OBJECTIVE: Seeking a position of power (President of the United States)
• EDUCATION: Besuki Primary School (Muslim studies), Jakarta, Indonesia
  Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA (1981-83), Columbia Univ. (BA Politics),
  Harvard Law (1991)
• JOBS: Developing Communities Project, Chicago (1985-88)
  Univ. of Chicago Law School (part time lecturer/teaching 1992-2004)
  Attorney, Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland (part time 1993-2002)
  Illinois State Senate (1996-2004)
  U.S. Senate (part time Junior Sen. since 2005, missed 40% of votes)
• REFERENCES: Rev. Jeremiah “Goddamn America” Wright (Personal pastor to my family and me)
  Antoin “Tony” Rezko (Business Associate, convicted felon)
  William Ayers (Educational associate, radical terrorist)
  Emil Jones Jr. (Pres., IL State Senate, mentor/campaigner against ethics reform)
  Rashid Khalidi: Mr. Khalidi (Friend, refers to Israel as a “racist state”)
• HOBBIES: I enjoy writing about myself, used drugs/cocaine in college
• ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

Categories: Reasons Not to Vote for Obama
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Okay this one cracked me up.

Categories: Obama wants Change
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A Taxpayer voting for Barack Hussein Obama is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.

Categories: Obama on Taxes
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